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THE
STORY OF SURFER JOE'S
One day Bebo
and Jason were hanging out drinking, smoking cigars and just HAVING
FUN. Bebo told stories of the beaches, the babes, the food, the
booze, more babes, and the occasional run in with "da law"
back home on Galveston island. Jason wondered if Bebo was getting
homesick ... so he went to his
othe r
buds brad and Joe and said "wassup" They replied "how
you doin'" Jason said I think the b is homesick and we need to
do something, so brad, Joe, and Jason went over to get Bebo and said
"ROADTRIP" So they all went south for some serious
surfing! Bebo made the comment "wouldn’t it be nice if we
could live on the beach and work out of a beach house" Joe said
"sure but how we gonna do it in Montana" Jason asked
"what do you miss the most ?" Bebo said
"the beach, the rum, the volleyball", Joe added "the
food, and the babes in bikinis!" Well after several margaritas,
too many cigars, and countless arguments over who cheated at cards,
they hit the surf for one last ride. As the final wave of the day
crested.. All 4 compadres mounted their sticks. As brad was hanging
10, Jason was goofy foot’n a hot one ! Bebo nailed a cutback on a
fat whitecap just in time to see Joe shootin’ the tube, only to be
followed by a dark Grey dorsal fin! Brad, Jason, and Bebo all made
it to shore, as They all cast eyes on the pounding surf in hopes of
Joe's return. Alas Joe never made it to the beach, however a great
white had come ashore down the beach with a bad case of indigestion.
SO Jason, Bebo, and brad packed up the shark and headed back home to
build a
beach club, a place to remember Surfer JOE., a place for drinking,
dancing, and debauchery (look it
up in the dictionary) !
THUS SURFER
JOE’S IS BORN OUT OF A DREAM, A PASSION AND OF DAYS GONE BY. when
YOU ARE here tO DRINK, EAT, DANCE, PLAY IN THE SAND, AND DO SOME
DEBAUCHIN’, please remember to say hi to Surfer Joe as you pass
under him
OPEN 11AM to 2AM
DAILY
KITCHEN
SERVING WHILE THE COOK IS SOBER (USUALLY
9PM)
DISCLAIMER:
SURFER JOE’S IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY HANGOVERS, SORENESS,
CRABS, UPSET HUSBANDS & WIVES, or any promises made while
visiting the beach house!
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